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09.06.2025 01:21
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can bosses get fired for being too hard on employees?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Just Forget it!
Leprosy Was Lurking in The Americas Long Before Colonization, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Thumbs down again.
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is after school detention like in your school?
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...